![]() Tea and Biscuits. A Mad Report. October 6th 2001
Major chaos started the day, Friday when an articulated lorry owned by Mathew and Sons was
involved in an accident at the junction of Springhill and Old Market. The lorry, a tanker unit had to take emergency avoiding
action when a group of boys came tearing down Springhill on roller
skates and were unable to stop quickly enough to avoid the
tanker. The driver of the tanker, Mr G B Nettles clipped the curb
and toppled the tanker onto it's side, spilling it's entire cargo
of ready made instant coffee (still warm) all over
the road. Never before had such an incident happened on the streets
of Nailsworth, necessitating Inspector Oldmarket to gather
together his extensive collection of road side cones to cordon of
the area and prevent any further accidents, while at the same time
muttering something about oscars and sierras into his police radio. A
man from the environment agency was called in to access any
potential damage to the river. He concluded that as there was more
river than coffee, it (the coffee) would be diluted enough not to
cause too many problems for the fish. The fire brigade were asked
to help clear up the coffee spill with powerful hoses, which they
did. The town centre was closed for five hours while heavy lifting
equipment was called in to remove the tanker. Fortunately the boys on
the roller skates were unhurt.
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