A sudden outbreak of the little known problem of 'spotaneous Combustion' has hit some of the residents of Nailsworth.

It started with a 'couple' taking a delightful stroll into the extensive delights of Mortimer Gardens when they were both struck down with the problem. The 'problem' now seems to have extended to 10% of the population, with people blowing up all over the place.

Health officials have no idea what is the cause of the outbreak, and are advising people to stay indoors, with the windows shut, just in case.