The whole town of Nailsworth woke up on Friday to a severe bout of complete and total boredom.

The boredom was totally unexpected and surprised a number of people, not least the old major who had been bored for donkeys years. It was presumed that something had been put into the water, but NCFSR claim the boredom was introduced by an unidentified flying object.

On a more scientific note, the boredom was reasonably localised, spreading no more than half a mile in any direction. Even the miners that toil away in the old Nailsworth tin mines (You didn't know about them did you) were bored to tears.

Anyway, the boredom lasted about eight hours, starting at 8:30am, reaching it's maximum intensity at about 12:45, where it became almost unbearable and was in fact reaching danger levels. After this it slowly drifted away. By 6:00pm the boredom had completely gone, much to everyone's relief and a special meeting was held by the town elders to try and prevent it from ever happening again.

If anyone is still suffering from Fridays boredom then please write in and tell us so we can get a real indication of just how bad the bordom really was.

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