Due to the sudden mild weather that is sitting over Gloucestershire at the moment a large chunk of ice the size of the Isle of Sky (same shape as well) has become detached from the Horsley ice shelf and drifted through the town.

A pair of polar bears that 'just happened' to be sleeping on the detached ice woke up as the 8:34 bus to Stroud started it's engine and crunched its gears. Leaving the ice, the polar bears went on a rampage and booze up in the town centre, causing untold damage before they were stunned by two well targeted shots from Lord Leggit.

A helicopter from the Nailsworth International Airport was called to air lift the bears back to Horsley. The penguins that arrived with the bears have been allowed the freedom of the town after a democratic vote by the town mayor.